Tuesday, February 14, 2006

confessions of a hillbilly

This past weekend I had the privilege of helping plan a large party for college students in West Virginia. It was a lot of work, but the benefits were many, and the joys plentiful. One such benefit was being in charge of a game called Hillbilly Hangman, which, to the dismay of certain moonshiner traditionalists, didn't actually involve hanging anyone. We simply used the childhood game to express and explore a variety of mountain man traditions. Here were some of my favorite words:

little brown jug
tractor pull
Everthung's A Doler Store
"skinny little feller"
cars on blocks
Moonshine Market
"you've been pitsnoggled!!"

My favorite word though, and the one I used most often (when new people came up), was the following word:

M _ D _ O _ _ I N ' (this is after the letters they would usually guess)

Now a certain young man from the hills of Virginia took one look at that phrase and declared the answer with such volicious certainty that I was taken aback. I couldn't believe he got it so quickly, mainly because no one else had. At one point, a group of over-educated students from a top-rated university were in such a feverish debate over the possibilities of this word, that they resorted to mathematical equations and Old English grammar books. The debate kept going on and on, and they couldn't decide what to pick. One would suggest something and another would say, "No, that's not possible. According to the laws of . . . ." It was hilarious, especially when their poor cowboy got hung, and they still were missing three letters.

So, let's see if you're smarter than they are. Any ideas?
Think hillbilly and it shouldn't be too hard.

9 comments:

blake said...

Oh yeah, my confession.

As far as I know, volicious is not a word. It sounds good though, doesn't it?

mmm... said...

Can I guess? Delete this if I'm ruining it for everyone. Maddoggin'. What do I win?

stefachap said...

Okay, that was laugh out loud funny!

blake said...

Sorry, Monty. Not even close :)

One thing: the 'D' has already been used. Now if you did know what it is and just didn't want to write it, then I understand.

mmm... said...

Mudhoggin?

blake said...

A Google search for the word "mudhogging" returned a total of two results, one of which was a poem that included the word "mudlucious." The other was a blog by a guy who is definitely not a hillbilly.

Sorry Monty. Try again. My word is actually a word.

mmm... said...

"Welcome to the official home page of the Neches River Boys! We are a group of friends who were born and raised in the East Texas river bottom. We all enjoy hunting, fishing, and mudhogging together."

Now that's hillbilly to me!

http://nechesriverboys.tripod.com/

Crazy Theories: 1; Regular Theories: A Billion!

blake said...

While I agree that people from East Texas to West Florida are a different breed, and certainly could teach me a thing or two about the expression "wild at heart," I still don't think they qualify as true hillbillies.

Do they even have hills on the Gulf Coast? And what about flannel, overalls, and moonshine in the Winter? Isn't something lost when that tanker comes in every couple hours and reminds you that you don't HAVE to go hunt for squirrel?

Besides, I still don't know what mudhogging is :)

mmm... said...

http://nechesriverboys.tripod.com/nrb/id6.html

Deeper in the same site, I think my point is proven. MudHoggin' looks a lot like MudBoggin', but on ATVs. Plus, they are on Dern Hill. And wear cammo. And have intense Duck calls. But MudBoggin does seem more legitimate...