"Love first, take names later."
"Live today and sleep tonight as if you'll wake tomorrow and live in someone else's dream."
"Take a plunge into the sea of forgetfullness. Bring a camera with you."
"Don't kill a cow until you've milked it, and milked it well."
"Smile big -- use teeth when necessary."
"Make today bright -- pour PopRocks on your cereal."
"If your hair causes you to stumble . . . cut it off."
"A compassionate friend is like a clean fork in an empty drawer."
"Trampled Bents - Common Sense = Ambulance"
"precious eyes beckon precious slumber"
2 comments:
how well is "well"?
Enough for a glass of chocolate milk.
If she's overly well endowed, you should go for a whole gallon.
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