Friday, May 26, 2006
a blessing from the Chinese
I was at a conference for Christian international students last week, and one of the things we were consistently given during meal/snack times was fortune cookies. I can recall eating at least four of them, which is more than I've ever had at any one time. I also had someone of immense spiritual maturity choose my fortunes for me, so I would definitely know I was hearing the voice of God. Many thanks to the Chinese as well for providing me with this hidden gem. Here was my best one:
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
life in the fast lane
My dad and I have this uncanny method of conversing every now and then which centers around things that we've just gotten to do or see for the first time. I didn't notice how much we do it until recently, but it's quite often. A typical conversation can go like this:
"Hey Alan, I got to do something today that I've never done before."
"Let me guess. You let a fireman use your wooden stepladder to climb up a burning building."
"No, actually I got to feed hardboiled Easter eggs to a flock of wild geese. They didn't seem to mind the coloring."
Well last night I realized that many of my extravagant/first time experiences center around things I've done while driving. I don't know why I do this. I think I'm safe driver, and I've never had a ticket. But for some reason I've managed to do some interesting things while speeding down the road. Such as:
--Composing a song, with pen, paper, and guitar chords, while on the interstate
--Eating Chinese out of a styrofoam dinner plate
--Making a puppet show where all the characters were members of a wacky town council (complete with different voices)
--Playing catch with a baseball and glove
--Sing an hour's worth of worship songs (some of which had me crying)
--Passing a McGruff Dare Cop with no lights on his car, and still getting pulled over
--Having a rhyming battle with a neighboring van via walkie-talkie
I guess sometimes people spend so much time on the road that they just snap. You reach a point where you have to do something creative and different or you'll go crazy. I don't know how people with long commutes handle it.
"Hey Alan, I got to do something today that I've never done before."
"Let me guess. You let a fireman use your wooden stepladder to climb up a burning building."
"No, actually I got to feed hardboiled Easter eggs to a flock of wild geese. They didn't seem to mind the coloring."
Well last night I realized that many of my extravagant/first time experiences center around things I've done while driving. I don't know why I do this. I think I'm safe driver, and I've never had a ticket. But for some reason I've managed to do some interesting things while speeding down the road. Such as:
--Composing a song, with pen, paper, and guitar chords, while on the interstate
--Eating Chinese out of a styrofoam dinner plate
--Making a puppet show where all the characters were members of a wacky town council (complete with different voices)
--Playing catch with a baseball and glove
--Sing an hour's worth of worship songs (some of which had me crying)
--Passing a McGruff Dare Cop with no lights on his car, and still getting pulled over
--Having a rhyming battle with a neighboring van via walkie-talkie
I guess sometimes people spend so much time on the road that they just snap. You reach a point where you have to do something creative and different or you'll go crazy. I don't know how people with long commutes handle it.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
here are my (un)qualifications
When driving home today, I listened briefly to a replaying of a Supreme Court case from 1996. The hapless lawyer making his case had just about had enough, and the justices were barraging him with questions he couldn't answer. I felt bad for the guy. It wasn't his fault that his client didn't have a case.
It caused me to think though, "I could never do this job. Well, at least not any time soon." I kind of pride myself on being a fairly talented person, but, in a public display of humility, I will list the top 10 jobs I am most unqualified for. They are as follows:
1. African Braid Specialist
2. Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Instructor
3. Skywriter (i.e. plane w/smoke)
4. Supreme Court Justice
5. Fashion Consultant
6. Professional Beekeeper
7. Riverdance Enthusiast
8. Horse Jockey (sorry Barbaro)
9. WWF Personality
10. Terrorist
It caused me to think though, "I could never do this job. Well, at least not any time soon." I kind of pride myself on being a fairly talented person, but, in a public display of humility, I will list the top 10 jobs I am most unqualified for. They are as follows:
1. African Braid Specialist
2. Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Instructor
3. Skywriter (i.e. plane w/smoke)
4. Supreme Court Justice
5. Fashion Consultant
6. Professional Beekeeper
7. Riverdance Enthusiast
8. Horse Jockey (sorry Barbaro)
9. WWF Personality
10. Terrorist
Saturday, May 06, 2006
uncharted water
While on a visit this weekend to Virginia Beach, I came across three things I've never seen before. They are as follows (listed in order of importance):
Symmetrical black seashells (these are earrings, not actual seashells)
An entire school of dolphins jumping in the afternoon limelight
A trike formed from the rear portion of a VW Bug (impossible to find on Google, but here are a few capable substitutes)
Symmetrical black seashells (these are earrings, not actual seashells)
An entire school of dolphins jumping in the afternoon limelight
A trike formed from the rear portion of a VW Bug (impossible to find on Google, but here are a few capable substitutes)
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